"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
02/01/2018 at 09:18 • Filed to: None | 1 | 12 |
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Nibby
> CalzoneGolem
02/01/2018 at 09:20 | 0 |
gimme dat luxury sport sedan asap
CalzoneGolem
> Nibby
02/01/2018 at 09:24 | 0 |
You have to come get it. Just go down Clough RD until it becomes dirt.
nerd_racing
> CalzoneGolem
02/01/2018 at 09:26 | 1 |
Sounds like a good way to hear “boy, you got a purdy mouth”
CalzoneGolem
> nerd_racing
02/01/2018 at 09:45 | 0 |
I bet I can make you squeal like a piggy.
WilliamsSW
> CalzoneGolem
02/01/2018 at 10:23 | 1 |
I know the whole thing screams “come heah boi, Imma gonna keeeeellll youuuuu”, but the fact that the seller posted directions to their house makes me think that the seller is the clueless one.
Then again, that’s probably just what he wants me to think...
CalzoneGolem
> WilliamsSW
02/01/2018 at 10:27 | 1 |
Just follow the directions to my house his house.
nerd_racing
> CalzoneGolem
02/01/2018 at 10:30 | 0 |
now I can never eat calzones again.
CalzoneGolem
> nerd_racing
02/01/2018 at 10:39 | 0 |
shh bby. Put me in yer mouf!
WilliamsSW
> CalzoneGolem
02/01/2018 at 10:49 | 1 |
Sounds good, I’ll offer you him guns in trade for the car - I’m super excited about it being a RARE crank window model.
CalzoneGolem
> WilliamsSW
02/01/2018 at 11:00 | 1 |
Make sure to not tell anyone where you’re going so they won’t swoop in and take this super rare luxury drift commuter away from you.
WilliamsSW
> CalzoneGolem
02/01/2018 at 11:24 | 0 |
Of course! Need to keep it a secret!! Also, I have a really nice car, so I don’t want to drive it on dirt. So I will park it where the pavement ends and then walk the rest of the way.
Does midnight work for you him?
CalzoneGolem
> WilliamsSW
02/01/2018 at 12:09 | 0 |
You should probably drive your car all the way so I can get rid of evidence so you don’t trip on the uneven surface of the dirt road.